And so it’s come to this? stealing?
Reallly, it’s quite left me reeling
After all the pretty lights and posts
A Woolworths gift is a great way to impress the Host
of a Christmas do
but just between me and you
I’ve always found them a little beige
kind of bland, they lack the Rage
Not to mention how their stuff always stays fresh
genetically modified, I believe, it’s not good if you’re a member of La Leche
and expensive! Don’t get me started!
It’s been about 3 years now since our ways have parted
I tried to close my account, but it’s a bit like a contract with the devil
once you’re in you can’t get out, even if you use a bevel
So Woolworths, the wheel turns slowly it seems
and it’s not just the customer that’s felt your reams
Poor Frankie, the little guy of the Soda Pop
(awesome gifts – also bringing you out on top)
I hope that there’s some justice for the Underdog
it would be a fitting story to chalk up on the log
But the facts remain that they’ve got everyone talking
and it doesn’t mean anything unless you’re doing the walking
So, let’s all stand and sign a petition
Make our voices heard, make it a mission,
To stick it to the Man!
Up Yours Woolworths – now that’s a Good plan!