A View From My Point

A is for Abstinence – what you should have considered before taking on this momentous task.

A is for Adult – what you should really try to be before you become a parent and what you probably will become once your first offspring has sprung forth.

A is for Almighty – who you’ll be calling on in the wee hours to help you preserve your sanity.

A is for Accident – what potty training children will have a lot of.

A is for A**h*le – what your co-parent becomes because they simply ‘don’t understand’ what you’re going through – note to self: they probably understand better than most since they’re the CO-parent and have also just started on this journey called Parenthood

A is for Appropriate Language – what you should be using from conception onwards, since the foetus in the womb can hear you from about 15 weeks. Keep it Clean.

A is for Always be On Time – you can’t let your kid be the one left with the teacher on the pavement. It’s a sure fire way to get involved on the wrong side of Social Services.

A is for Academic – some kids are and some kids aren’t. Be sure you’re not hammering square pegs into round holes.

A is for Aspirations – Your offspring has their own – don’t impose your forgotten dreams on them.

A is for Anti-depressants – don’t be ashamed to admit you might need a pick me upper – you’ll only be doing those around you a disservice. Sometimes you can’t fake it till you make it.

A is for Apple – by the age of 5 they can help themselves to their one a day – be sure not to still be coring and peeling it for too long, you’ll only be making work for yourself.

A is for Astrology – yes, maybe the stars do have more answers than the bookshelf of parenting manuals you already own. Give it go – knowledge is never wasted.

A is for Ants – you know they taste horrible and burny, but the new people you birthed don’t. How did YOU find out this little titbit of information? Think about it – would you want to deny them the experience? Telling them the truth only gives you the license to say ‘I told you so.’ You’re a parent now – perhaps you can behave a little more maturely.

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Comments on: "A is for Abstinence" (4)

  1. Looking forward to (re)reading B-F… and G-Z!

  2. Karna said:

    Now this was worth the read while I couldn’t sleep! When’s B coming?

    • Karna – you scared me with your ‘when is B coming?’ – I thought I had to prepare for a guest or a Baby! Gee kans – dis hier op die hardrive iewers…. (oh nice to see you by the way)

  3. A is for Attagirl! (Hallo Karna! :-))

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